Craig's List

Two college girls, Short Hair and Long Hair, were sitting in a coffee shop yesterday. I didn't have to try to hard to overhear their entire 2 hour long conversation because they were shout-talking the whole thing. I know waaaaay more than I care to. For instance, they are both single but are both hot shit. Long hair is "getting hit on all the time" and short hair is "dating a few guys but none of them seriously". The highlight of the conversation was about their friend, Craig:

Short Hair: We need to find Craig a girlfriend!
Long Hair: I know! He's, like, the most virgin guy and has never had a girlfriend. It's cuz he plays the bass. He always says 'the bass comes first'. It's so cute.

(I think Long Hair wants Craig big time)

Short Hair: Do you have paper? We should seriously make a list of traits that Craig needs in a girlfriend and then find a girl that's just like that.

(They work on a list for a while. And then I hear...)

Short Hair: He needs a girl that's, like, clingy.
Long Hair: Yeah clingy but not psycho crazy. Like not jealous. Cuz all his friends are girls.

(Again, Long Hair tooootally wants Craig. And Craig might be gay. The bass does come first, after all.)